You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Famous television host, and comedian, Jay Leno is perhaps best known for hosting The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Jay Leno's Garage.
Inside Jay Leno's Sensational Height
In an episode of Jay Leno's Garage, Jay claimed to be 6 feet tall. But his height is listed anywhere from 5'10" to 5'11" on the internet -- which seems more accurate at a glance.
After carefully taking a look at him and comparing his height to that of people like Jerry Seinfeld (5'11"), Jimmy Kimmel (5'11¼"), Conan O'Brien (6'4" in his prime), etc, we think that Jay Leno might have close to 6" in his prime but that's not the case anymore.
People lose height with age, some lose it faster than others, and Jay is now in his seventies and seems at least an inch shorter than he used to be.
Arnold Schwarzenegger on the other hand has lost approximately 2.5 inches since his prime -- he looks no more than 5'11" today, though he used to be 6 feet 1½ inches in his prime.
The real height of Jay Leno is
5 ft 10 in (178 cm)
His height in his prime was
5 ft 11 in (180 cm)
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| Big Jay Leno standing with petite Scarlett Johansson (5'3") and Lil Tom Cruise (5'7¾") |
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| Big Jay Leno standing with even bigger guys: The Rock (6'3" in his prime) and Donald Trump (6'2" in his prime). |
Jay Leno is a comedian, so obviously his quotes would be awesome.
Finding the holy four.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
On psychics.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
The crime problem of NYC.
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Mother's day in Beverly Hills.
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
If god...
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
How famous are you?
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.
Anonymous good work.
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.
On Facebook.
Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.
On the Washington Bullet's new name.
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.
Is congress doing its job?
A new poll shows only 3 percent strongly approve of the job Congress is doing, with a margin of error of 4 percent, so it's possible that "less than no one" thinks they're doing a good job.
What politics really is?
Politics just show business for ugly people.
On presidential choices.
This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a President, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50.
On illegal immigration.
This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people.
On false memories.
Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years. They’re called campaign promises.
Masculinity in the species of...
You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.
On his advantage.
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.
On having high self-esteem.
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
On illegal immigrants.
In a groundbreaking move, the Associated Press, the largest news-gathering organization in the World, will no longer use the term 'illegal immigrant'. They will now use the phrase 'undocumented democrat'.